* SHOPPING TOOLS FOR WOULD-BE FOOLS ! *
YES DORIS I would love you to come and shake up my party / board meeting and tell us all some truth !
Alright luvs, tell me yer names, addresses, numbers, funny e-numbers as well and yer web mullarky so I can get in touch.
How you heard about my kitchen:_____________________________________
What kind of event do you need me to make the tea for ?____________________
Do you want me to give you
a) gentle walkabout treatment ?
b) Full theatre show?
c) Corporate advisory service?
Date needed : _____________________________
Do you just want an initial chat ?_________________________
Do you want me monthly news
Best time to reach you:_________________________________
Right, let's get busy Send an email to email@example.com
COMING SOON ! .....
Doris Divine Digits-
- marigolds to marvel at, rubber gloves to ruminate over. Sparkle and glisten while you clean the lav. Better still just put them on and watch while he does the job.
Only £12 a pair -
the perfect gift for her.
Affirmations for A Bun Dance.
Channelled inspiration from Iris on the other side. Top tips on prosperity, passion, pork pies and plumbing. Personalised postcard, photo, poem, prose and anything else that starts with a "p". Most things do luv.
Only £12 - the perfect gift for him.
Doris' Monthly Mag - like
to keep up with the latest new age gossip ? Sign up for me e-newsletter and
let's have a giggle together. Email
and let me know you'd like to join the club.
Annual subscription: £12 and a box of earl grey tea bags.
If you want to fill yer shopping trolley, email order and send a sterling cheque to:
Rachel Caine, Apartado Correos 703, San Antonio, CP 07820 Ibiza, Spain